randomitemdrop:

Item: drawer full of orbs that will, once per day, generate a knife

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withoutroots:

manzanita, oregon | september

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weedle-testaburger:

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

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fresnosnightcrawlers:

My mom: you know what happens if you google mothman,,, he comes to your window,,,,,

Me:

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serotnin:

serotnin:

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

another sleepy bitch disease victim

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accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes:

tanclybowen:

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

This is a gift to humankind

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paper-mario-wiki:

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cryptid-club:

Art museums are safe spaces. Nothing is real there, time and space cease to exist, all you do is just appreciate beauty and feel at peace

haiku-robot:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pleasantlyannoyingperson:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sonandheirofnothinginparticular:

Well, shit.

i hope the plane was landing and not taking off because i would be so annoyed to go through security and finally get settled only for this shit to happen

however if they just landed, it will probably speed up the deboarding process so it’s a win-win

Gaud, i know you’re not mortal so you don’t understand, but don’t you think someone might have diEd¿¿

look i have had some shit layovers and let me tell you sometimes that’s worse

look i have had some

shit layovers and let me tell

you sometimes that’s worse

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warioatwork:

“The most famous SasqWAHch sighting in existence”

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kidzbopdeathgrips:

and you may ask yourself

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